Seeing all these sitcoms is the best way to kill time during your graduation course! Well, now that now-a-days EVERYONE does engineering* (yep, heard that from many…. *tell me that they are not jealous* :P :P) and anyways you don’t have much to do in engineering right?… just a few subjects which look like foreign languages even though the medium of instruction is English :P with a lotta those Greek symbols and calculus everywhere [trust me, it’s everywhere, even in theory subjects :P :P ] and square roots and cube roots and beautiful coefficients, the alpha, beta, gamma, delta….look!!! they even rhyme…so easy to remember :P :P and some crappy formulae which look like macaroni noodles :P So, no big deal, you anyway have all the time in the world one day before the exam to mug and cram and understand ;) and anyways you might forget whatever you study if you prepare way before, even though your mom keeps tellin ya to study regularly, you don’t!!! :P
Anyways, your life, your rules right? Who’s listening anyway? Neither at home, neither in class :P [Hello, back-benchers… what’s cooking? :P ] Considering the current busy schedule of our youngsters (busy whiling away time seeing movies, head banging :P going to pubs, getting tattoos done, smoking, drinking, spending quality time with their temporary relationships [ ….duh!! ], drugs anyone? Video games? Industrial Visits [ Haha…we know what you actually do there :P ], Seminars and Library [ You just want a good-DAYS sleep in the AC don’t you, big fella :P ] Learning the best things in life at the peak time of growth and development….you can add more…anything other than studies :P ] No wonder, these people call college the best days of their life! ;)
On a serious note, the amount of time they spend on the internet and seeing sitcoms is crazy…I realized that all this that they are doing is for their own good! :P :P You know how?! :P Well everyone dreams about doing an MS after B.Tech, so these sitcoms help you learn the American culture [hahhaa…America and culture? Tell me about it! ;) :P {Do you know Indian culture, bdw}]…LOL!
A pal of mine told
me that you learn a lot from these sitcoms… So, I started seeing some of
them!!! To find out what important knowledge I was missing out on!! :P :P I
din wanna feel left- out, but ofcourse I was soooo000 happy to see my peers developing so
fast :P :P
So watcha learn?
1) 10 easy steps to be a Casanova?
2) Tricks to pick up a
girl [only a hot girl] at the bar- and then- forget her the next day? :P [ Go
get ‘em, tiger! :P ]
3) How to be kewl?[ No..no…no no no no…not the Indian
Cool…the American Kewl, broda :P ]
4) How to fake the American accent to pick up
chicks? :P
5) How to do possibly everything you shouldn’t be doing? And calling
doing all this “awesome-ness”/ “crazy shit” dudeeeeeee!
Hahahaaaa!
How did I
forget?!!
6) The most important thing you learn is the slang!! Yep, bitches you
heard me right!! [Now, that does sound kewl right :-/ :P – FYI, it sounds cool, not good :P and I’m grading you for your goodness not your coolness :P, Who's bothered about grading?, you don't care anyways!! :P ]
7) And then you flaunt your precious knowledge in India with your Indian friends,
teach them new stuff, peer –tutoring! Ah! What love!
The dream of being the Indian-
Version- Of- Barney- Stinson when you get into an MS programme…OH!!!! but you
almost forgot…. The Americans might just see you as another Rajesh Koothrappali,
keep the alcohol ready to get started :P :P And here, all the while you were tryin so damn
hard to be the person who when is sad, stops being sad and feels awesome :P What actually happens is that when you go there you find all the
girls [even the non-Hot ones] taken :P :P All this while you were grooming yourself
for the Amreeeeeecaa nonsense :P you forgot to revise the 5866 Barron's words you needed to
learn to actually get in there!!...Hmmm…Looks like you went wrong somewhere :P
GO FIGURE!!!!!!
#A.Spur.Of.The.Moment.Post :-D
March 20, 2012
